Fuck 2020 dishcloth

Welcome to the shit show that is 2020!

I don’t think anyone could have even dreamed our current situation.
Now before you get mad and say that I’m not taking things seriously, I am.  I just deal with things with humour.  Which is why I made this pattern.  Making this has allowed me to get my aggression out at the things we have lost because of being quarantined.
My hope is that this can help someone else too.
Stay safe everyone.

Fuck 2020 knit dishcloth
Copyright (C) 2020 GW Creations Handmade

WaterMark_2020-04-30-19-31-29

Materials:
100% cotton yarn such as Bernat Handicrafter, Lily’s Sugar ‘N Cream etc.
4.5mm needles
Tapestry needle to weave in ends
Abbreviations used:
k – knit
p – purl
Gauge is not important.
Finished size is approx. 8.5in x 8in

Cast on 35 stitches
Rows 1- 5 – knit
Row 6 – k3, p29, k3
Row 7 – knit
Row 8 – k3, p29, k3
Row 9 – knit
Row 10 – k3, p29, k3
Row 11 – k5, p4, k2, p6, k2, p4, k2, p6, k4
Row 12 – k3, p29, k3
Row 13 – k4, p6, k1, p6, k1, p6, k1, p6, k4
Row 14 – k3, p29, k3
Row 15 – k4, p2, k2, p2, k4, p2, k2, p2, k2, p2, k4, p2, k5
Row 16 – k3, p29, k3
Row 17 – k4, p2, k2, p2, k3, p2, k3, p2, k2, p2, k3, p2, k6
Row 18 – k3, p29, k3
Row 19 – k4, p2, k2, p2, k2, p2, k4, p2, k2, p2, k2, p2, k7
Row 20 – k3, p29, k3
Row 21 – k4, p2, k2, p2, k1, p2, k3, p1, k1, p2, k2, p2, k1, p2, k3, p1, k4
Row 22 – k3, p29, k3
Row 23 – k4, p6, k1, p6, k1, p6, k1, p6, k4
Row 24 – k3, p29, k3
Row 25 – k5, p4, k3, p4, k3, p4, k3, p4, k5
Row 26 – k3, p29, k3
Row 27 – knit
Row 28 – k3, p29, k3
Row 29 – k4, p2, k2, p2, k2, p4, k3, p4, k6, p2, k4
Row 30 – k3, p29, k3
Row 31 – k4, p2, k2, p2, k1, p6, k1, p6, k5, p2, k4
Row 32 – k3, p29, k3
Row 33 – k5, p2, k1, p2, k1, p1, k3, p2, k1, p2, k2, p2, k5, p2, k4
Row 34 – k3, p29, k3
Row 35 – k6, p4, k5, p2, k1, p2, k2, p2, k2, p5, k4
Row 36 – k3, p29, k3
Row 37 – k5, p2, k1, p2, k5, p2, k1, p2, k2, p2, k5, p2, k4
Row 38 – k3, p29, k3
Row 39 – k5, p2, k1, p2, k1, p1, k3, p2, k1, p2, k2, p2, k5, p2, k4
Row 40 – k3, p29, k3
Row 41 – k4, p2, k2, p2, k1, p6, k1, p2, k2, p2, k1, p6, k4
Row 42 – k3, p29, k3
Row 43 – k4, p2, k2, p2, k2, p4, k2, p2, k2, p2, k1, p6, k4
Row 44 – k3, p29, k3
Row 45 – knit
Row 46 – k3, p29, k3
Rows 47 – 51 – knit
Cast off, weave in ends.

Happy crafting
A

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11 thoughts on “Fuck 2020 dishcloth

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  1. Having come through just about the most difficult time of my life recently I have just got to make this. It appeals to my sense of humour!

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  2. Love this!
    After watching The a Good Place I’ve “cleaned up” my language- can you post directions for “Fork 2020”? 😂😂

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